pityreblogs:

when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””

googlehomo:

I only wanna be hot so I can be rude and antisocial and mysterious and get away with it

(Source: slydigger)

freshman year: i'm definitely going to Harvard.
sophomore: maybe Columbia?
junior: let's be realistic...
senior: community college.

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute